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Damn! I don't have a single pink chaddi and now I will miss out this great deal- a saree for your chaddi , or some such thing. I mean, how often do we women get such offers? That young girl in Ahmedabad, remember the one who ran on the city streets in her chaddi and bra protesting against her abusive in-laws? Nobody came forward with a saree for her though everyone ogled and was appropriately shocked.
May be, she chose the wrong colour. Her chaddi was black and not pink. I don't think the Ram Sene will barter sarees for black coloured undies- sexy but still too masculine for our saffron brigade. Kinda clashing colours- black and saffron. Pink- pretty and yielding- that's what the Sene is willing to put its money on. You see, women in black may not take kindly to being punched around on the city streets.
I don't have pink chaddies but now that I am a member of the 'Consortium of Pub Going Loose and Forward Women,' I need to find some just so that I may send my present to Sene chief Pramod Muthalik. I don't know what size he'd take – I would guess 'Small,' considering how he picks on women for a fight.
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